kolmapäev, 22. oktoober 2008

Tüng

Arvuti ei ole paranduses.

Aga hetkel olen Lutsus. It quite sad is.

Detsembrikuumus on vaatamist väärt.

Loeng tuleb varsti.

Süüa täna ei jõua, mul on tunne.

Raha ei ole.

reede, 17. oktoober 2008

Kui tões oleks vein, oleksime me palju tihemini purjus

Nonäed. Ma leidsin koha (või siis leidis selle Erlessa, suurt vahet ei ole:)), kuhu läpakas parandusse viia. Mul ei ole selleks raha tegelikult, aga eks ma pean ema-isa käest küsima. Lähme täna kinno. Detsembrikuumust vaatama.
Savisaar kirjutas just oma uue aadressiga blogis, et Eesti majandusel läheks palju paremini, kui me oleksime kommunistlik riik.
Putinil on tiigrikutsikas.
Aku hakkab tühjaks saama.
Ciao, amigos!

In vino veritas?

laupäev, 11. oktoober 2008

On raske mõista, et mõned inimesed peavad kõvasti pingutama, et olla normaalsed. Albert Camus

Wonder what's the catch, eh?

Piraat: "Kui te ei anna meile raha, et me annaksime maailmale tõendid selle kohta, et te olete rahvusvaheliste lepingute vastaselt smugeldanud tanke riiki, kuhu te ei tohi relvi müüa, siis me laseme endid koos vastavate asitõenditega õhku!"

Putja: "...?"

please help me!

DEAR FRIEND,



GREETING IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST. I AM MRS
MONIQUE BARRO, A WIDOW TO LATE WILLIAMS BARRO. I AM 65 YEARS OLD,I AM A
NEW CHRISTAIN CONVERT, SUFFERING FROM LONG TIME CANCER OF THE BREAST,
FROM ALL INDICATION MY CONDITIONS IS REALLY DETERIORATING AND IT IS
QUITE OBVIOUS THAT I WON'T LIVE MORE THAN SIX MONTHS, ACCORDING TO MY
DOCTORS, THIS IS BECAUSE THE CANCER STAGE HAS GOTTEN TO A VERY BAD
STAGE.



MY LATE HUSBAND WAS KILLED DURING THE COTE'D IVORE CIVIL WAR,
AND DURING THE PERIOD OF OUR MARRIAGE WE COULD'NT PRODUCE ANY CHILD. MY
LATE HUSBAND WAS VERY WEALTHY AND AFTER HIS DEATH, I INHERITED ALL HIS
BUSINESS AND WEALTH.



THE DOCTORS HAS ADVISED ME THAT I MAY NOT LIVE
FOR MORE THAN SIX MONTHS, SO I NOW DECIDED TO DEVIDE THE PART OF THIS
WEALTH,TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THE CHRIST CHURCHS AROUND THE
GLOBE. I SELECTED YOU AFTER VISITING THE INTERNET AND I PRAYED OVER IT.I
AM WILLING TO DONATE THE SUM OF $5,000.000.00 U.S DOLLARS, TO THE LES
SPRIVILEGED. PLEASE I WANT YOU TO NOTE THAT THIS FUND IS LYING IN AN
INTERNATIONAL BANK.



I HONESTLY PRAY THAT THIS MONEY, WHEN TRANSFERRED
WILL BE USED FOR THE SAID PURPOSE, BECAUSE I HAVE COME TO FIND OUT THAT
WEALTH ACQUISITION WITHOUT CHRIST IS VANITY. MAY THE GRACE OF OUR LORD
JESUS THE LOVE OF GOD AND THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE HOLY SPRITE BE WITH YOU
AND YOUR FAMILY; I AWAIT YOUR URGENT REPLY AS TO ENABLE ME TO PASS THE
BANKING DETAILS WHERE THIS MONEY IS DEPOSITED.



YOURS IN CHRIST.


MRS.MONIQUE BARRO.

Dear Monique,

thank you for your letter. I'm really sad to hear about your condition. I hope the rest of your days will be filled with joy and happiness.

Hearing about the money you want to spend building churches made me very curious. I would feel awful about using someone's death as a way to become wealthy myself. I would be proud to help the world become spiritually more awake!

There's just one thing that I'd like to try to make you understand, hoping sincerely that in your current state of mind, where death is something imminent not just a thing of the future, you are more welcoming toward the more untraditional, though by that no less true statements and facts about the faith. The forementioned churches to Christ might me a wonderful thing, when it first comes to mind and I couldn't condemnt you for the idea, but I would just like to tell you a bit more about the Christianity that makes every man on this beloved Earth what they are in their soul.

Our dear Lord and Saviour you might have come to know as Jesus Christ is by many also known by a name more suited to this soul, so misunderstood and illdescribed in the Pible. This name we, in the Order or the Darkness, cherish as much as you have cherished the only name for the Saviour you have known so far. Yes, this is the Antichrist, the Undoer of All Creation.

Isn't the fact that the Antichrist is the same as Jesus written in the name itself? In Greec, "Hristos" means "anointed one" and Christians (including us) apply it for Jesus of Nazareth and "anti" means "in place of", so Christ and the Antichrist are one and the same and have always been. The difference between Christ the Saviour and Antichrist the Undoer of All Creation is only as big as as a difference between to sides of one person can be. Jesus is the name of the man who was before the crucifiction. Antichrist is the name of the same man, but with a completely different mind, as he was resurrected after he had seen the havens and had been with the most profound knowledge of the world that any man can hope for.

After coming back from the dead, Jesus of Nazareth chose black as the colour of his robes. Why it came to be can be read from the partially saved parchment that was uncovered from the Heth pyramid of the Cthalha pharao, which is only one of the three remained sources of the thoughts of Jesus Reborn, or as we call him in the Order, the Antichrist. The remains of the parchment tell us how the Antichrist told his followers that Havens in the sky are beyond those blue heights filled with fluffy clouds that are usually associated with the afterlife. The souls which have become separated from the bodies go into a deep dark part of the space, which we have been able to trace as the Alpha Centauri thanks to the help of the star charts that were also found in the pyramid. Modern science has told us that in this are in space is an old black hole, something that can not be seen with a naked eye nor with the help of any equipment that people could use 2000 years ago when Antichrist lived!

The teachings of Antichrist do not converse with the teachings of the Jesus before crusifiction, but they go well beyond those. I would more than glad to broaden your horizon in those teachings if you would only show some interest in the subject. I have a good feeling that after my explanations we will built a chain of churches, all dedicated to the Antichrist, made of black marble and dark wood, real pieces of art they will be! And all who will go to let the light of knowledge be fallen upon them shall cherish your name alongside with the Antichrist, the Undoer of All Creation!

I'm looking forward to hear from you soon, as your days are counted and Antichrist has waited thousands of years for his name to echo through the streets filled with thousands of willing to serve his name and his cause!

Yours sincerely,

a humble servant of Antichrist

Dani

reede, 10. oktoober 2008

Insener Garini hüperboolid

Vot nii.
Arvuti pole ikka veel parandusse jõudnud, kuigi mul on see kogu aeg plaanis.
Don't cry for me, Andrew!
Mialee on ühikas tagasi. Ilmselgelt.
Tal on õigus, sel aastal on aega veel vähem kui tavaliselt.
Eile saatsime Taliesini nädalaks soojale maale. Hubane.

Maailm on suht persses, eks ole. Aga nüüd saab ta ise sellest paremini aru, kui varem.
Inglise keelt on tore teha. Ma tõlgin ja teen mingeid igavamaid asju ka. Rahvalaulu materjalid tulb läbi lugeda. Juhan tegi jalgrattaga avarii. Tüng. Hahaa.

Island on pankrotis. Laenu võtsid nad siiski Soomelt, mitte Venemaalt. Aga kõik teised on tegelikult samas sitas, kuigi nad seda välja ei ütle. Samas, kõik seisab selle taga, et inimesed ei saaks aru, kui halb seis on, sest kui nemad sellest aru saavad, siis saabki asi olema nii halb, nagu see on. Seni kuni nad kriisi ignoreerivad, siis pole see kriis vaid langus.

Venemaaga on kõik korras ja ta on tugevam kui kunagi varem, sest ta laseb inimestel uskuda, et see on tõsi.

Õhtul on Töll, Töll, Töll. Töll.

Ma kannan LÜHIKEST seelikut. Hmm. Kummaline ja naljakas.

Me ei saa vist järgmisel nädalal drägonit, kui Taliesinit ei ole. Äkki ikka saab?

Kunagi kirjutan ma normaalsemaid blogisid. Narratiivi, uue paradigma ja kahe sentiliitri diskursusega.

Vist ristitud rebane,

Dani

esmaspäev, 6. oktoober 2008

Tegelikult ei ole mul ikka veel internetti

Tagasi tulevikku: Venemaa mängib tuumasõda NATOga

...Samal ajal alustasid Vene sõjaväelased juba täiemahulist tuumasõja harjutamist esimest korda pärast Nõukogude Liidu lagunemist. Õppused kannavad pealkirja «Stabiilsus-2008» ning sõnumit, et tegu pole vaid kaitseotstarbelise harjutusega.
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Lähteülesanne sobib üsnagi hästi olukorraga Gruusias augusti alguspäevadel. Kõigepealt Gruusia vastasseisu järkjärguline teravnemine osseetidega, seejärel täiemahuline sõjaline konflikt, mille tulemuseks on Gruusia alade okupatsioon Vene vägede poolt. 


Venemaa kaitseminister Anatoli Serdjukov on juhtinud tähelepanu, et praegused õppused pole konfliktijärgne improvisatsioon, vaid aasta jooksul ettevalmistatud kava. Ebaselgeks jääb ainult, kas plaaniline kava puudutab vaid praegusi manöövreid koos sõbralike külaskäikudega Venezuelasse, või oli olukorra teravnemine «privilegeeritud huvide sfääris» lõuna pool Kaukaasia mäestikku Venemaa vabatahtlike osalusel Lõuna-Osseetias samuti sõjamängu plaaniline osa?

Osa väeüksusi oli mobiliseeritud juba suviste õppuste «Kaukaasia-2008» ajaks. «Paralleelselt olid Gruusia operatsiooni strateegiliseks toetamiseks valmis võimsad lisajõud, kuna viimase hetkeni polnud kindel, et ameeriklased Gruusia konflikti ei sekku,» märkis ekspert Pavel Felgengauer Novaja Gazeta veergudel. «Õnneks seekord vedas ning neid relvajõudusid sai tarvitada hoopis tulevikule mõeldud õppustel. 
Esmakordselt pärast NSVLi lagunemist on võimud korraldanud sõjalised õppused,
mille eesmärk on täiemahuline sõda läänega.»
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Põhja ja Balti laevastike roll on kontrollida valmidust relvakonfliktide ennetamiseks ning riigi juhtkonna diplomaatiliste, majanduslike ja muude meetmete toetamiseks, teatas Vene mereväe infoteenistuse juht Igor Dõgalo. «Eesmärgiks on tagada Vene Föderatsiooni turvalisus ning tegutsemine oma territoriaalvetes, majandusvööndis ning ka mandrilava alal.»
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Felgengaueri hinnangul tähendab nõukogudeaegsele roostetanud tuumanuiale toetumine seda, et sõjalise üleoleku unistuste kõrval on Venemaa tegelik soov huvisfääride kokkuleppimine NATOga, reaalsesse sõjalisse vastasseisu sattumata.
Näitlik sõjamäng käib lihtsalt asja juurde.


Vot nii.