teisipäev, 29. aprill 2008
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"Love Actually" sucks. It's pointless, stupid and sickeningly happy.
The guys who make it must be really pathetic or hate the mankind or something.
Gosh.
The guys who make it must be really pathetic or hate the mankind or something.
Gosh.
reede, 25. aprill 2008
esmaspäev, 14. aprill 2008
OMG!!! !! !
Limusiinipere ootab roosat pesamuna
Eri andmeil on Tartus ja Tartu kandis ringi liikumas umbes 15 luksuslikku limusiini.
pühapäev, 13. aprill 2008
Because I am evil.
How evil are you?
I am 62% Evil Genius.
Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.Not So Grand Cliche List
http://amethyst-angel.com/cliche.html
#7. - Creatures that are half-man/half-animal always look more animal than man. Creatures that are half-woman/half animal, always look more woman than animal and almost always wear little (or no) clothing and have extremely large breasts.
#11. - Evil emperors:
--crave wealth, money and power
--dress in robes or armor, or a combination of both and tend to cover up every inch of their bodies even if the temperature is 98 degrees outside.
--sometimes have an attraction to the heroine or to the hero's girlfriend.
#12. - Evil empresses:
--crave wealth, money and power
--dress in leather, bikinis, or a combination of both, and tend to dress scantily even if the temperature is 20 degrees below zero outside.
--ALWAYS have an attraction to the hero (and sometimes to the heroine or to the hero's girlfriend.)
#23. - Talking magical object utterly bamboozles hero, in a world where talking magical objects are completely the norm.
#25. - If the character in the original book is female, a warrior, detests men with a passion, and a cold-hearted villainess, in the movie she'll be a bratty little plot device who falls in love with every male she comes in contact with.
#26. - A Barbarian appears in the story.
--If it's female, it will dress in a skimpy, bust-enhancing, leather costume, carry around a big sword, and will frequently insist that the only man she'll marry is one who can defeat her in a fair contest. Despite how tough she might be, she'll scream like a schoolgirl every time she encounters a rat in a dungeon.
--If it's a male, it will dress in a leather thong and a headband (and not much else), carry around a big sword, and will, in most cases, sport a thick Austrian accent. Will have a tendency, when surprised or when rushing into battle, to shout epithets involving the names of extremely masculine-sounding gods. ("By CROM, I will defeat you!!!!")
#28. - A dragon appears in the story. Said dragon is possessed of a sentient mind and the ability to converse in human languages fluently, (a seemingly meaningless talent for it to have, considering all the dragon wants to do with his life is to find an enormous hoard of treasure, plop his big, scaly ass down on top of it and sleep for all eternity, waking only to shoo away/eat the occasional armored knight, hobbit, or callow teen-aged hero which might come round to try and claim it).
#33. - Evil people always sound more evil and deadly with a British accent (unless it's Dick Van Dyke)
#5. - The hero runs into a competent swordswoman:
--whose great skill with the sword is matched only by the great size of her hooters
AND WHO
-- engages him in battle (at first)
--sleeps with him (later on)
--sacrifices her life for him (at the end)
#34. - The Evil Emperor imprisons the hero's girlfriend, dresses her like a skank, offers her all the power and possessions her heart desires, and then is genuinely mystified when she fails to fall for him.
#40. - The heroes fight their way to the villain's inner sanctum to find the villain, dressed in somber colors, playing creepy music on a pipe organ.
#54. - Any person a main character marries (if they're not a main character themselves) is toast. You can count the time they have left to live in seconds. (Corollary: If two people have sex in a non-hentai anime, one or both of them will be dead by the final frame.)
Van Helsing Rule #11: You need never keep track of where you're going in a desperate pitched battle, because ALL you need to do is swing on a rope and/or crash through a window and you'll automatically find yourself at the one place you needed to go to next.
#7. - Creatures that are half-man/half-animal always look more animal than man. Creatures that are half-woman/half animal, always look more woman than animal and almost always wear little (or no) clothing and have extremely large breasts.
#11. - Evil emperors:
--crave wealth, money and power
--dress in robes or armor, or a combination of both and tend to cover up every inch of their bodies even if the temperature is 98 degrees outside.
--sometimes have an attraction to the heroine or to the hero's girlfriend.
#12. - Evil empresses:
--crave wealth, money and power
--dress in leather, bikinis, or a combination of both, and tend to dress scantily even if the temperature is 20 degrees below zero outside.
--ALWAYS have an attraction to the hero (and sometimes to the heroine or to the hero's girlfriend.)
#23. - Talking magical object utterly bamboozles hero, in a world where talking magical objects are completely the norm.
#25. - If the character in the original book is female, a warrior, detests men with a passion, and a cold-hearted villainess, in the movie she'll be a bratty little plot device who falls in love with every male she comes in contact with.
#26. - A Barbarian appears in the story.
--If it's female, it will dress in a skimpy, bust-enhancing, leather costume, carry around a big sword, and will frequently insist that the only man she'll marry is one who can defeat her in a fair contest. Despite how tough she might be, she'll scream like a schoolgirl every time she encounters a rat in a dungeon.
--If it's a male, it will dress in a leather thong and a headband (and not much else), carry around a big sword, and will, in most cases, sport a thick Austrian accent. Will have a tendency, when surprised or when rushing into battle, to shout epithets involving the names of extremely masculine-sounding gods. ("By CROM, I will defeat you!!!!")
#28. - A dragon appears in the story. Said dragon is possessed of a sentient mind and the ability to converse in human languages fluently, (a seemingly meaningless talent for it to have, considering all the dragon wants to do with his life is to find an enormous hoard of treasure, plop his big, scaly ass down on top of it and sleep for all eternity, waking only to shoo away/eat the occasional armored knight, hobbit, or callow teen-aged hero which might come round to try and claim it).
#33. - Evil people always sound more evil and deadly with a British accent (unless it's Dick Van Dyke)
#5. - The hero runs into a competent swordswoman:
--whose great skill with the sword is matched only by the great size of her hooters
AND WHO
-- engages him in battle (at first)
--sleeps with him (later on)
--sacrifices her life for him (at the end)
#34. - The Evil Emperor imprisons the hero's girlfriend, dresses her like a skank, offers her all the power and possessions her heart desires, and then is genuinely mystified when she fails to fall for him.
#40. - The heroes fight their way to the villain's inner sanctum to find the villain, dressed in somber colors, playing creepy music on a pipe organ.
#54. - Any person a main character marries (if they're not a main character themselves) is toast. You can count the time they have left to live in seconds. (Corollary: If two people have sex in a non-hentai anime, one or both of them will be dead by the final frame.)
Van Helsing Rule #11: You need never keep track of where you're going in a desperate pitched battle, because ALL you need to do is swing on a rope and/or crash through a window and you'll automatically find yourself at the one place you needed to go to next.
laupäev, 12. aprill 2008
teisipäev, 8. aprill 2008
Testid
You Should Be a Poet |
 You have a way with words... and a talent for drawing the pure emotions out of experiences. Your poetry has the potential to make people laugh and cry at the same time. You just need to write it! |
I. Don't. Write. Poems.
Your Power Element is Fire |
 Your power color: red Your energy: hot Your season: spring Like a fire, you are full of power and light. A born leader, you easily draw people toward you. You are full of courage and usually up for anything dangerous. You have a huge ego and love to be the center of attention. |
Um, no?
(No.)
You Are A Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Girl |
 Creative. Expressive. Unique. |
I LOVE mint ice cream with a hint of chocolate.
Your Life is 60% Green |
 Your life is pretty green - and you know a lot about how to live an eco friendly life. So congratulate yourself for being good to the earth. And maybe think about implementing some of the ideas from this quiz! |
Ühikas elades on raske ventilatsiooni liigselt kasutada, jah.
You Should Be an Artist |
 You are incredibly creative, spontaneous, and unique. No one can guess what you're going to do next, but it's usually something amazing. You can't deal with routine, rules, or structure. You're easily bored. As long as you are able to innovate and break the rules, you are extremely successful. You do best when you: - Can work by yourself - Can express your personality in your work You would also be a good journalist or actor. |
A creepy test it is as it seems.
There's Not a Violent Bone in Your Body |
 You're cool and collected, even when someone really gets under your skin. And while you don't blow up when you're angry, you know how to express your anger calmly. You don't bottle emotions up or let them get out of control. For you, violence would never be an option. |
Why, of course! Never!
You Are 66% Evil |
 You are very evil. And you're too evil to care. Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. |
But I would never-ever be violent now, would I?>:)
You Passed 8th Grade Math |
 Congratulations, you got 8/10 correct! |
The 1st and the 6th must have been the mistakes then... sucky, man, sucky:P
You Are Pretty Happy |
 You generally have a happy, fulfilling life. But things could be a little better, and deep down, you know it. Maybe you need more supportive friends or a more challenging career. Something is preventing you from being totally happy. You just need to figure out what it is! |
I wonder what it is? I wonder...
You Should Honeymoon in Asia! |
 If you and your sweetie aren't world travelers, you should be You have a flair for the exotic - and *will* eat the mystery meat Asia is the perfect new experience for your new life From temples to tofu to tech toys, you'll have trouble fitting everything in! Suggested destinations: Hong Kong, Tokyo, Thailand, Australia |
Would go today! If not for some of those small things I tend to lack... not even going to mention a person to go there with and the money...
There's a 28% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens |
 Even though you have a few alien abduction signs, you're almost certainly in the clear. However, if aliens ever do come to your neck of the woods... they'll probably be coming for you! |
No, they're right here, can't you see them?! They're taking me with them, heelp meeeeeeeee.....!
You Are 42% Feminine, 58% Masculine |
 You are in touch with both your feminine and masculine sides. You're sensitive at the right times, but you don't let your emotions overwhelm you. You're not a eunuch, just the best of both genders. |
Hey, the test doesn't say wether I'm a man or a woman! How am I supposed to know now?:'(
Your Fortune Is |
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kolmapäev, 2. aprill 2008
Tramping in New Zealand
Known elsewhere as hiking, trekking, walking, or rambling, tramping is New Zealand's most popular outdoor activity.
(and yes, I'm planning to continue properer blogging after a while)
(and yes, I'm planning to continue properer blogging after a while)
teisipäev, 1. aprill 2008
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