RIP

EFF on surnud. Seekord siis lõplikult. Langetagem pea ja mälestame teda.
F0rc3 ei saa kunagi mõistma, mida EFF meile kõigile tähendas.
Aitäh kogu selle kala eest.

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Viisnurk

Aafrikas kõlavad jälle tam-tammid,

Koplisse sõidavad punased trammid.

Egiptuses langevad Iisraeli pommid.

Soome ekspordiks on Kalevi kommid.

Aga meie maal on hea,

Muret tundma sa ei pea,

Särab viisnurk punane otse meie aknasse.

Vanaema hell ja lahke näitas mulle pilte

Milles räägiti, et poes oli müüdud lubjavilte.

Igal õhtul taevasse lendasid raketid

Sõdurid said pühadeks uued jalarätid.

Aga …

Aaasta rahupreemia hõivasid tankistid,

Oktoobrilapsed hõiskasid “Elagu nudistid”.

Brasiilias on vihma käes mitutuhat musta,

Kogu selle loo peale tahaksin ma pissida.

Aga …

Sadakond tundi ma näppisin tilli,

Lehm hüppas rõõmust kui puudutas pulli.

Austraalias võitlevad isamaa siilid,

Lahemaal langevad emaapingviinid.

Aga …

Oh seda vana ja paksu patukotti

Alla käinud blondi Jüri-otti.

Pea meeles, et me tüdrukud(t) iial ei taha

Paku kasvõi dollareid või värsket soome raha.

Aga…

Rahu, ainult rahu

Venemaa viib Abhaasiasse raskerelvastust, teatas täna Postimees, vahendades BBC uudist Gruusiast.
Nagu teada, viis Venemaa hiljuti samasse kohta dessantväelasi, kellel on reaalseid ja kõnekaid lahingukogemusi ka laulva revolutsiooni ajast.
Ma ei oska Abhaasia kohta midagi lisada.
Selge on see, et Venemaa armastab rahu kasvõi sõja hinnaga.

Viimne Reliikvia

You know you are from Estonia when…

1. You use the word ‘normal’ if something is ok.
2. When visiting friends abroad you bring along a box of Kalev chocolate.
3. You attended a song festival at least once either as a performer or as a spectator.
4. You know that going to the sauna is 80% about networking and 20% about washing
5. You are nationalistic about Skype (it is actually an Estonian company)
6. ‘Kohuke’ belongs to your menu
7. You declare your taxes on the internet like all modern people
8. You actually believed for a while that Latvians had 6 toes per foot when you heard that as a child
9. You are convinced that Estonia is very strategically located
10. You spent at least one midsummer in Saaremaa, Hiiumaa or one of the smaller islands
11. You can quote films like “Viimne reliikvia” and “Siin me oleme”
12. You spit three times around your left shoulder for good luck
13. Words like “veoauto”, “täieõiguslik” or “jää-äär” sound perfectly pronouncable to you
14. You like bold statements, such as this one…
15. There can never be too much sarcasm
16. You can at times drink hot tea to hot food
17. You are disappointed that Jaan Kross never got the Nobel prize in literature
18. It would not be suprising for English-speakers to find your name naughty (Peep, Tiit, Andres [sounds like undress]) or hippy (Rein, Rain)
19. You have been to Finland
20. You say ‘Noh’ (sounds like NO) even when you speak English, just to confuse people
21. You know the lyrics to “Mutionu” and “Rongisõit”
22. You would never mistaken Kreisiraadio for a radio station
23. You would agree that wife-carrying is a real sport (at least as long as Estonians are winning)
24. Your best friend’s girlfriend is your English teacher’s daughter and they live next door to your grandparents, who were colleagues with your advisor, who is friends with your…
25. You think that any beverage below 20% is non-alcoholic
26. You check the thermometer before going out
27. You look in both directions before crossing the road, even if it’s a one-way street
28. You grin very mysteriously when people ask about your national food
29. You teach a non-Estonian speaker the word “Tänan” before “Aitäh”
30. You put ketchup inside your pasta (french-cooked gourmet faire la fine manger pasta) in order to not to get the ketchup-bowl dirty
31. You cheated on your wife/husband at least ten times but you still think you’re in a good marriage.
32. When someone asks you “where is Estonia?” you quickly reply that it’s located in Northern Europe close to Finland…
33. Your grandmother’s “purse” is an old plastic bag that has been reused several times
34. Sour cream tastes good with everything
35. A foreigner speaks to you in broken horrible Estonian and you go on and on about how wonderful their Estonian is compared to “the Russians’”
36. You have ever worn or seen anyone wear “karupüksid”
37. You have heard the phrase “Estonians are slow” at least once
38. Kui sa saad aru, mis siia kirjutatud on
39. You find yourself continually ignoring the gender in other languages
40. You say ‘kurat’ as at least every second word
41. You consider running to the shop at 19.50 on Friday evening to buy some booze, a sport
42. You are a true Estonian when you come from Tallinn, because if you are from Tallinn you think Tallinn IS Estonia and that’s true of course that Tallinn is Estonia
43. When someone says “Estonians are so beautiful” you answer almost without emotions “I know”
44. You have tried to explain people that “kauboi” is actually a word in Estonian
45. You don’t think that terviSEKS is a funny word
46. You don’t find the Estonian equivalent to the expressions “twelve months”, “1002″ and “12 buses” remotely funny
47. Even though you never met Toots, Teele and Kiir you know exact what they are like
48. You grin when someone you know says that they bought a BMW
49. You know how to end the sentence “Kui Arno isaga koolimajja jõudis…”

50. Verivorst tastes great (at least once a year at Christmas time)
51. You want truth and justice (tõde ja õigus) to rule the world
52. You think that the combination blue-black-white is cheerful
53. You know that love for 3 oranges is not a weird sex thing and the phrase "x 6 me" makes absolutely sense
54. For you it is totally normal to eat food gone sour (hapupiim, hapukurk, hapukapsas, hapukoor)
55. A language should have at least 14 cases
56. You know the moves to the song "Põdra maja"
57. You consider “Õllepruulija” an unofficial national anthem
58. Everyone in your family has pictures from funerals
59. You are so proud of every Estonian that you correct foreigners who say that the population is 1 million, not 1.3 million as it actually is
60. You know the moves to 'kaerajaan'
61. "Ühesõnaga" means that a really long explanation is coming
62. A mention of a town with a population of a million or more causes you to panic slightly
63. The phrase "go south, get some sun" can feasibly mean Latvia or Lithuania. The phrase "go north" is semantically null
64. It's been years since you've seen your paper passport and paper bus pass
65. And weeks since you've seen cash money.
66. And you barely remember that there are other forms of payment except electronic ones.
67. When you come to a city that has a subway, you are prepared to spend a day just riding it.
68. You presume that all other countries also have ubiquitous Internet access.
69. Four-digit bus route numbers cause your brain to shut down.
70. You feel that the University of Tartu is among the top 5 best/largest/oldest universities in the world, and if you've graduated from it, all paths in life are open for you.
71. Swimming in +18C water is a perfectly normal summer activity for you.
72. Although when summer does come around, you tend to be working that day.
73. You will die before finding out if anyone actually does buy all those black&white hand-knit sweaters in the Old Town.
74. You can name from memory all the really big musical acts that have performed in Estonia.
75. Walking down Viru street, you can accurately name all the cruise ships in Tallinn harbour on that day.
76. You know the names of all three black people living in Estonia.
77. You remember the 1-kroon bill and the 5-sent coin.
78. A person that speaks three languages isn't the slightest bit impressive.
79. Your biological clock senses with perfect accuracy the 15 minutes since you've parked your car in the center of town.
80. You have already been to Olde Hansa.
81. You know what the EURIBOR rate is right now.
82. If it takes more than 10 minutes to drive somewhere within the city, you are mildly annoyed because it is too far.
83. You are beginning to have a glimmer of hope for ever learning how to correctly pronounce Jüriöö Ülestõus.
84. Your doctor prescribes a visit to a tanning salon.
85. You take it as inevitable that you will need to go abroad for some things: clothes, footwear, books, theme parks...
86. First-graders with mobile phones no longer surprise you.
87. People who type slowly and carefully using only their index fingers are subconsciously considered to be foreigners.
88. The most difficult subjects you learned at school were Estonian history, Estonian geography and Estonian literature. And Russian.
89. You can speak with pride of Estonia's tallest mountain.
90. Buildings taller than 20 floors are sightseeing items where you bring visitors.
91. You are beginning to find Eino Baskin's jokes funny.
92. On June 23rd, you feel the irresistible urge to drink beer and eat barbeque meat.
93. When you hear "Kristina", you think of Shmigun, not Aguilera.
94. Every year you believe, deep in your heart, that Estonia will once again win the Eurovision Song Contest.
95. Potato to you is the same as rice to a Japanese.
96. You consider summer to consist of three weeks of bad skiing weather.
97. You can't imagine your life without "Kalev" and "Vana Tallinn", :) especially while having a deep look at the Tall Hermann and Oleviste sitting in the cafe inside the Old Town...
98. You're proud that Ernst Hemingway wrote that you can find at least one Estonian in every harbour in the world.

Kommunism iis iivil

Rahvuslased korraldavad Vene saatkonna ees piketi


ERL korraldab Vene saatkonna ees piketi

Eesti Rahvuslik Liikumine korraldab reedel, 09.05.2008, Pikal tänaval Vene saatkonna ees kell 12.00-13.00 piketi.

Kui Teise maailmasõja lõpp tähendas ülejäänud maailmale rahu, siis eestlaste jaoks tähendas see okupatsiooni, veriste repressioonide ja kommunismiikke süvenemist ja kinnistumist. Oma piketiga protesteerime kommunismikuritegude jätkumise vastu tänapäeval (jätkuv Eesti alade okupatsioon), nõuame kommunismiideoloogia kuritegelikuks kuulutamist, kommunismikuritegude kompenseerimist Venemaa poolt, nn Nürnberg II kokkukutsumist ja kommunistlike kurjategijate karistamist või postuumselt kurjategijateks tunnistamist.

"Venemaa ja tema suuvoodrid lollitavad jätkuvalt maailma oma vabastamise müüdiga," selgitab piketi üks eestvedaja Jüri Böhm. "Nõutakse pealetükkivalt ja häbematult tänulikkust ning alandlikku lugupidamist riikidelt ja rahvastelt, keda nad nö. vabastasid. Peale suurvene mõttelaadi, mis ulatub kaugele enne kurikuulsat enamlaste riigipööret, ammutatakse tuge ja ideoloogilist jõudu ka sõdur-vabastaja müüdist. Selle vana pidalitõbise propagandakronu räpaste kapjadega trambitakse tänaseni okupeeritud rahvaste õiglustundel ja lollitatakse maailma seda osa, kellel polnud õnne selle sõduri toodud "vabadust" nautida. Räige ja alatu vabastaja-müüt tuleb kommunismi kuritegude hukkamõistmise käigus otsustavalt kummutada, et võtta pinnas "uusvabastajate" idanemiseks."

Samasugused piketid korraldatakse samal ajal ja samal kellaajal Venemaa saatkondade ees ka Lätis ja Leedus.

Seejärel siirduvad piketeerijad oma plakatite ja lippudega Tammsaare parki, kus kl. 13.00 algab Euroopa päeva tähistamine. ERL nõuab, et Euroopa Liit mõistaks hukka kommunismi ja toetab nende saadikute tegevust, kes hoiavad seda teemat üleval Euroopa Parlamendis.

ERL juhatus