Me.

Me haz Google Chrome, the new and phun browser for the World Wide Web. All the cool kidz iz using it.

Still no Internets at home.

Drawing's phun.

Why no real language, me no knows.

Me haz a uni hat.

Me haz Magic cards.

Me haz blogz to read.

Pääsukesed?

Jälle/ikka üksinda...

Auuu

Ikka veel ei ole ühikas netti...
Kuna raha ei ole, ei saa ma kusagil wifis hängida ka, ja arvestades, kui sitt wifipüüdja mu arvutil on, ei saa ma seda nagunii kusagilt mujalt eriti kätte.
Nii et juba pikemat aega on mu internetikasutus päädinud keemiaringi audika wifiga, mida ma ka praegu kasutan, laadimata unustatud arvuti tõttu ajaga võidu joostes.
Uudised saab loetud, aga see on ka peaaegu kõik.
Palju põnevaid ja mitte eriti põnevaid asju on juhtunud, aga mul pole aega neist kirjutada, täna veel kõige vähem.
Mul on tunne nagu ma oleks maailmast ära lõigatud.
W00tz0rl0lz.

Starving? Artist? Take a test to know for sure!

Your result for The Personality Defect Test...

Starving Artist

You are 29% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.

You are the Starving Artist! Like some sort of emaciated Frenchman, you sit in your fancy little chair and contemplate beauty, meaning, flowers, and all kinds of other ridiculous crap. You are more intuitive than logical, and are primarily guided by your heart and emotions. You are also very introverted and gentle. Of course, this does not mean that you do not have an ego. In fact, you are surprisingly arrogant for someone so emotional and gentle. This is why you are best described as a starving artist. You are very introspective and quite sure of yourself, as any accomplished artist is, yet your views are impractical, guided by feelings, and overly gentle. You probably find math, logic, and similar intellectual pursuits offensive to your artistic sensibilities, and you prefer the open-endedness of artistry because it's infinitely easier to ponder the beauty of a sock than to build rocketships. So really you have no reason to be arrogant, you big doofus, because the skills you value (emotion, spirit, art, etc.) in yourself are valuable only on a subjective level, meaning your arrogance is purely masturbatory, like the insipid self-pleasuring of some twat who spouts artistic nonsense only for the pleasant tinkling sound it makes upon his indiscriminating ears. In short, your personality is defective because you are arrogant, introverted, introspective, gentle, and thoroughly irrational...posessing most of the traits needed to be a starving--and useless--artist. So get out there, write a few short stories that are allegories for the indestructible spirit of socks, and starve!

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Capitalist Pig.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Haughty Intellectual, the Televangelist, and the Emo Kid.

*

*

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:

The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.

The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.

The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.

The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does!

The following image was made by Stephan Brusche at http://www.sb77.nl, a real-life "starving artist". Check out his website if interested.

About Saint_Gasoline

I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy science, philosophy, and fart jokes and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and my webcomic at SaintGasoline.com.

Take The Personality Defect Test at HelloQuizzy

Punane väljak ja sõjaväeparaadid

2000


2005


2006


2007

2008


Putin valiti presidendiks 2000ndal aastal. Ma tõesti ei viitsinud iga aasta jaoks midagi välja otsida, ma alustasin lõpust, sest bloggeris on piltidega niimoodi lihtsam. Varasemate aastate kohta kui 2000 pole netis väga palju pilte (ma otsisin ikka päris tükk aega), aga ma tean, et siis ei peetud vajalikuks paraadidel tuumapommimürsukandjatega (minu ääretult vaba tõlge) Punasel väljakul ringi mässata.

Mida mõtleks ülejäänud Euroopa, kui Saksamaa peaks oma parlamendihoone ees suuri sõjaväeparaade, kus lehviksid svastikad?

On elu on öö on talv ja on...

Ma olen liiga küüniline.

Mul on tunne, et ma ei kuulu hetkel kuhugi.

Tahan Urgu.

Ma ei ole väsinud. Ma tahan magada.

Homme on kool.

Pildistasime Mialeega ühikat. See oli hariv...

22:11

Elust ja olust ma kirjutan ka varsti tegelikult.
Ma ei saa aru, miks peavad blogidel mingid häirivad laiad servad olema, kus mitte midagi ei ole.
Ja ma ei tea, miks ma kirjutan artiklitest, mida kõik ise nagunii lugeda võivad, kui nad tahavad. Aga ma, jah, teen seda.
Sügis on. Ma hakkan nüüd ilmselt blogima rohkem.